The Wind. Today was scary! The trees were moving, the grass was moving, everything was moving! I didn't like it! I miowed at the patio door, and my daddy came to save me. He scooped me up in his big strong arms, and I felt safe, away from harm. I purred, and licked him. After running up the stairs, and finding a nice warm spot on my mammy's bed, I was joined by my lovely daddy. He cuddled me, and I purred again, to let him know how happy I was!

"Free Lessons" with my Daddy! My Daddy, "Craig" is making a website, which will serve as a resource for English students, worldwide. He is going to make a video, talking to students, and giving examples of how he teaches: this will show students what he does and let them decide if they want him or not. He will also include a version of the video to include on italki, which will generate some more custom for this site......................although after the way they've treated him, miowwwwwwwwwwww, hisssssssssssssssss!!!! This site has stopped people being able to contact my Daddy, except for on this link; http://www.italki.com/teacher/T008169345.htm So, any students who would like some free lessons, and don't mind being videod, please talk to him :) His paying students have "first refusal" which is only right, but he'd like to hear from anyone who will like to help. http://www.italki.com/teacher/T008169345.htm or [email protected] Miow miow!!!

Me fast asleep! I feel so comfortable in my house, with my Mammy and Daddy, that this is how I sleep sometimes! In this photo, I am sleeping on Mammy's legs! I know I am safe, so I can really relax!! I dream of chasing mice, and my paws twitch! :D purrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr (that's my happy sound).

Miow Miow Miow, I'm sleepy. Miow, I'm sleepy.

The Make up Kiss. My Daddy and I had a little fight. He was trying to comb me with, "The Furminator" it was nice and I was purring, but then he must have hit a bone or pulled my fur, because it hurt me and I clawed him to ask him to stop doing it!! He said, "**** off!!" and instinctively pushed me away, I hit the corner of the wall, and let out a hiss, so he knew I was upset!!! He put the furminator down, and stroked me, his hand bleeding, I felt bad. "I'm sorry darlin', did I hurt you???" he said to me. I ran away because I didn't know what else to do. Moments later I went to see him, he was washing his cuts that I'd inflicted, I felt very bad. Miiiooww, sorry Daddy!! I was so happy when he said, "Hello darlin'!" like nothing had happened, and he lifted me so high to cuddle me, I couldn't help but purr in his safe and strong arms. We're best friends! He even gave me some fishy dental bites as a treat, he knows I love them!!! Purrr purrrr..

Miowwwww I love my life!! Every day I wake up early, and I can hear the birds chirping outside, it's as though they taunt me, because they know I can't get out. Much later on, after I've drank my water, and played in the kitchen, I can hear Mammy or Daddy cat coming down the stairs, "Miowww!!" I cry, "Mioww! let me out!!". I love the bed that my Mammy made for me, but I want to go outside in the fresh air, and explore! Daddy cat usually picks me up after I've scratched the doormat, oooooh that feels so good!! I love my Daddy so much that I purr when he cuddles me! And, he's high up, so I can see more, it's what humans call a "vantage point". "Kitty milk! Mitten!" The magic words!!! Ding ding, Daddy taps the small china dish with my kitty milk in it. Oooh kitty milk!!! Yummmmmmmy!!!! Purr purr purr, slurp slurp slurp!! Right Daddy, let me out! Quickly! There's a crane fly! Miooowwwwwwwwwww!!!

About me. Miow everyone! Hee hee, Daddy doesn't know I'm here again!! I know I'm beautiful, but I want people to like me for who I am, and what I can do, not for how I look. I suppose this is something to do with society, I'm a clever cat but I can't work it out. I am very good at catching insects, even from mid air!! I can stealthily hunt mice and birds, I like to hurt them enough to be able to play with them, but I lose interest in them after a while. I can also lick my own bottom, I like to make sure I'm very clean and then lick Daddy's face so he smells like my bottom!! I love him!! :D

Me as a baby. Hi! This is me now, and when I was a kitten! Everything was very scary, I didn't like sudden, loud noises. Luckily I have Mammy and Daddy cat who look after me, and I can run behind the settee if I don't like the look of someone. They can't see me there!! :D

I'm on my Daddy's computer!!! Hi!! I'm Mitten "the kitten" (aka Mittinski the vicious, cold blooded, psychopathic serial killer!). My Daddy doesn't know I'm here! The weather here is awful, so I can't go outside and kill birds or mice, it doesn't usually bother me, but I think I'll just curl up on the window sill, and have a snooze.