This series of quizzes is based on the Two Ronnies Humour: This one being the Sketch of Four Candles https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gi_6SaqVQSw
Ronnie wanted to buy something for his garden. Was it:


Next, he wanted a rubber plug for his bathroom. Was it:

Something to stop the water flowing out the bath

The customer next asks for 'ose. Does he mean...

The frustrating customer follows that up by asking the shopkeeper to fetch:

When he asks for pumps, what does he mean?

A hand-operated pump for dispensing soap at the sink?

A foot-operated pump for blowing air into tyres?

The frustrated shopkeeper asks him what he means by washers, listing a number of things. Which are correct?

Tap Washers that stop the tap from leaking

This series of quizzes is based on the Two Ronnies Humour: This one being the Sketch of Four Candles https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gi_6SaqVQSw Ronnie wanted to buy something for his garden. Was it: