大部分人出國旅行生活都會經歷各種簽證海關問題，好似美國咁，學生就F簽，旅行就B簽，訪問學者就J簽。而喺攞到個簽證後，就終於可以飛啦，但係入境有時都可以遇到一啲奇怪嘅問題。我地幾位粥友都有過唔同嘅簽證同過海關經歷，呢兩期我地就分享下我地各自嘅奇特經歷，尤其係特別分享去加拿大簽美國簽嘅故事，如果你都有過疑問同抱怨，就一定唔好錯過啦！

夠鐘煲粥 Congee Time

Ep.11 海關經歷

Cześć! 
W pierwszym odcinku mini podcastu zastanowimy się nad użyciem słowa "gotować" w języku polskim. Niby to jest jasne, niby pojawia się na początku nauki, ale z drugiej strony często słyszę, że macie wątpliwości. Czas je rozwiać!

Po polsku_mini podcast

Po polsku_001_Gotujecie czy robicie śniadanie?

【北海道Hokkaido生活】
2022年3月11日金曜日　天気/くもり　気温/-1℃

札幌市　Sapporo
・高校生が栄養バランスのよいお弁当を考えた
・札幌市が企画した
・札幌市は高校生に食事について考えて欲しい

［単語］
栄養（えいよう）...体に良い食べ物。nutrition
バランス（ばらんす）...右じゃない左じゃない、中。balance
お弁当（べんとう）...小さな箱に、食事が入ってる。Lunch box
企画（きかく）…計画。plan
健康（けんこう）...体が元気。health


北海道Hokkaido生活 for Japanese learners

〈#14〉2022年3月11日金曜日　高校生がお弁当について考えた

“Well, as I’m still a uni  student, doing things on the cheap is something I've had to learn over the last few years, and just the weekend before last, myself and my 2 best mates had a really wonderful day out that cost next to nothing.




It was a bank holiday weekend, and we really wanted to have a special day out, as the weather forecast was perfect, and we really needed to get away from our studies. 




To do anything in the city, especially during a holiday weekend, always costs a lot of money, and as we were flat broke,  we decided to look for somewhere to go outside of the city. One of the guys came up with the idea of riding our bikes to a very beautiful park and lake, about 15 km outside of the city. 




We all agreed it would be a great idea, and each chipped in some cash, so we could buy some nice food in the local supermarket, as there is a barbeque area in the park which is free to use.
It turned out to be a really wonderful and special day, and was as cheap as chips, as riding our bikes meant there was no transport cost, and entry to the park was actually free. I think in total we spent about 24 dollars on the food between the three of us, and it really goes to show that it’s still possible to have a really special day out that doesn't cost an arm and a leg.

IELTS 85 Speaking

Describe a special day out that cost very little

CHISTES MEXICANOS

EL SOLO LA LUNA


Māmɑ: 	Lái, 	chángchɑnɡ 	wǒ 	de 	náshǒucài. 
妈妈： 	来， 	尝尝 	我 	的 	拿手菜。 
Lín 	Nà: 	Xièxie. 	Nín 	zuò 	de 	cài 	hǎochī 	jí 
琳 	娜： 	谢谢。 	您 	做 	的 	菜 	好吃 	极 
le! 
了！ 
Māmɑ: 	Nà 	jiù 	duō 	chī 	diǎnr. 
妈妈： 	那 	就 	多 	吃 	点儿。 
Lín 	Nà: 	Wǒ 	chīle 	tèbié 	duō, 	yǐjīnɡ 	kuài 	chī 
琳 	娜： 	我 	吃了 	特别 	多， 	已经 	快 	吃 
bǎo 	le. 
饱 	了。 
Māmɑ: 	Zài 	hē 	diǎnr 	píjiǔ 	bɑ. 
妈妈： 	再 	喝 	点儿 	啤酒 	吧。 
Lín 	Nà: 	Wǒ 	zhēnde 	bù 	nénɡ 	zài 	hē 	le. 
琳 	娜： 	我 	真的 	不 	能 	再 	喝 	了。 


日常用语

家庭聚会

*The great escape in Korea??*
*강추 예능!! 대탈출*
We all know Korea has myriad entertainment tv shows. 
But when it comes to “Something New”, you should watch this one. 
A blockbuster!
A brand-new TV show you never have seen before ever!
No pre-recordings!
No script!
You are just a witness with cast members!
Welcome to “The great escape!!”

그거 봤어? Did you watch it?

13. The Great Escape for real?! (신개념 예능 “대탈출”)

In this story, a snowman named Jingle is a selfish husband whose job is more important than his marriage. This is Part 4 of 5. 

The dance group had met in the morning for a quick rehearsal. Today was their last day to practice before the big show. 

Even though the other dancers commented that it was already good enough, Jingle and the winking snowwoman worked very hard on their close embrace. 

Then, while everyone was packing up, getting ready to go distribute their flyers… 

Ding-ding ding-ding 

The ringing came from behind Jingle. He said, “Ugh… Doesn’t Candy know how stressed I am? What does she want now?” 

He turned, but instead of his wife, he saw his snowman neighbour. Confused, Jingle went over to talk. 

“You look disturbed,” said Jingle. 

“It’s Candy. She’s been hit by a car.” 

Jingle was shocked. He noticed the neighbour was holding a candy cane. 

“This is her cane. I picked it up after the accident. I immediately called an ambulance and she was taken straight to the hospital. It’s bad, Jingle, really bad. Come with me, let’s go together.” 

Jingle hesitated. He looked at the candy cane, then at the dance group in the distance. Then back at the candy cane. 

“Thank you for bringing me this. But I can’t go with you. I’ve got to distribute these flyers today. It’s our last chance, and the whole group is counting on me. They need me. Tell Candy I’ll be there after work.” 


Being a Cloud

Jingle the Snowman

MUSEO NACIONAL DE LA REVOLUCIÓN MEXICANA.

Bajo toneladas de concreto, a los pies del Monumento a la Revolución, y en los sótanos de lo que alguna vez se pensó sería el gran Palacio Legislativo del gobierno de Porfirio Díaz, vive el Museo Nacional de la Revolución, un espacio de vanguardia museística dedicado a la divulgación del proceso histórico de la Revolución Mexicana.

El Museo Nacional de la Revolución cuenta con tres áreas de exhibición: un Museo de sitio, donde se pueden apreciar las distintas etapas constructivas del Palacio Legislativo; una Sala de Exposiciones Temporales, donde periódicamente se exhiben diferentes muestras con temas específicos que complementan la información sobre el movimiento armado de 1910; y su Exposición Permanente, estructurada en orden temático y cronológico a través de ocho salas: La Consolidación del Estado mexicano, El Porfiriato, La Revolución democrática, La Revolución política, La Revolución popular, La Guerra Civil y la Constitución, Las bases del nuevo Estado mexicano y El Cardenismo

Entre sus principales atractivos está el conjunto de elementos escultóricos de fibra de vidrio y poliuretano que se ubican en la parte central del recinto y rinden homenaje a “La bola”, además de tener en sus vitrinas algunas de las principales piezas que conforman una de las colecciones más importantes en el país sobre el movimiento armado de 1910 y que cuenta con más de 3,300 objetos.

