Here are a number of prime examples showing us how important it is to PROOFREAD what we write...
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The Aberdeen Angus, sometimes simply called Angus, is a Scottish breed of small beef cattle.
McDonald's sells angus hamburgers.
One sign outside a McDonald's restaurant read as follows:
Today's special: bacon and cheese anus burger.
(One missing letter can make a big difference).
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A sign in a Kmart store: "School Suplies"
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A sign outside an American college: "Be a biomedical technincian"
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University of Texas: "School of Pubic Affairs"
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Message on a bottle of prescription medicine: "Take one capsule by mouth nightly before ded"
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A parking sign: "Violators will be towed and find $50"
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A mistake on a website: "Are you sure you want to exist"
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A welcome back sign outside a high school after the summer holidays:
"Welcome back - Hope you hade a good brake"
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Presidential misspelling: "... promote the possibility of lasting peach"
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"Are you sure you want to exist?" is definitely a good one:)
I see such phrases everywhere! Another day a student came to my class wearing a t-shirt with "Everything is poossible if you want it" on it.
Btw, it reminded me of an old joke "I would never let my kids watch the orchestra, too much sax and violins"
In a shop: "Don't touch yourself.Ask the staff." (https://www.memedroid.com/memes/detail/1303434) How considerate!
Bread section in a super market: "Do not touch bread with hands. Please use tongue."(https://awwmemes.com/i/do-not-touch-bread-with-hands-please-use-tongue-38aae45d18c54864bbda0b4a6cf9ee19) Yummy. That's when I learnt the word "tongs".
A sign posted near some very high voltage electrical wires:
TOUCHING WIRES CAUSES INSTANT DEATH ... $200 FINE
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IN SEARCH OF NEW VEGETABLE PUNS ... LETTUCE KNOW
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A big sign that says ... NO SIGNS ALLOWED
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90% OF ALL PEOPLE ARE CAUSED BY ACCIDENTS
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