I look at them, and I'm like, "Man, those are two people I don't even remotely care about! It's a good thing their love life has absolutely no effect on my own wellbeing, and so I can entirely avoid any judgement of their life choices!"

"It's a good thing love knows no age, because I don't like my odds of finding love even with as few restrictions as possible.... oh, look, an icecream truck! WAIT FOR ME!!!!!!!"

I mind my own business.