Two Jokes .(little porn,,,just little,,,) 1.A:"Hi,,friend,,,do u think I am a gentleman?" B:"You???en,,,,I am not sure,,,but u r penis is,,,,every time when he see a girl,,,he always stands up" 2.Mum:"hurry up,,son,,it is late,,,,,come out quickly" the son just heard "come out" son:"come out? come out? how did my mum know i am in closet