Walang utak!!

Ang bait-bait ang ng asawa ko: “Guwapo at astig ka, pero walang utak” sabi niya. (Joke lang!!)

"Ang asawa ko ay ang bait-bait"  is another way of saying it.

On what she said, two out of three isn't really that bad.  :-)  You may want to counter that with:
"Kaya nga ikaw lang ang naging asawa ko eh".  :-))))))))  I would suggest though that you alert the UN peacekeepers ahead to be in your area before you say that. 

Walang utak!!

Ang bait-bait ang asawa ko: “Guwapo at astig ka, pero walang utak” sabi niya. (Joke lang!!)