How would you translate these phrases to German?
I was a total mess when I was a child.

Let's chug some vodka!

I have to make sure you won't do something as stupid as that, otherwise you might die young.

You don't do what I say everyday, so I have to ground you some nights.

Question

How would you translate these phrases to German?
I was a total mess when I was a child.

Let's chug some vodka!

I have to make sure you won't do something as stupid as that, otherwise you might die young.

You don't do what I say everyday, so I have to ground you some nights.

Answer

Als Kind war ich ein Messie.
Lass uns ein bisschen Vodka exen.
Ich muss mir sicherstellen, dass du (/Sie) solche Dummheit nicht wieder machst (/machen), sonst könntest du (/könnten Sie) jung sterben.
Du machst (/Sie machen) nicht, was ich dir (/Ihnen) jeden Tag sage, deshalb muss ich deine (/Ihre) Rechte einschränken.
"/" is the option for respect form.

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