臭美~（chou4 mei3）when someone praise itself ,you can say that to her/him,but just for friends,likes narcissism^_^

come here and give me a hug = guo lai gei wo bao yi xia 过来给我抱一下 u shouldn't eat anymore you're too fat = bie zai chi le, ni yijing zhang de xiang zhu yiyang 别再吃了你已经长得像猪一样 i want to slowly take over the world = dasuan jianjian de jieguan shijie 打算渐渐地接管世界 i want to die but i don't have the balls to kill myself (hang myself with a noodle) = wo yao miantiao shangdiao 我要面条上吊 it would be cool if i was a bird = wo yaoshi yi zhi niao jiu hao le 我要是一只鸟就好了 big butt = da pigu 大屁股 you're lying = pianren 骗人 get lost/get away from me = zou kai = 走开 i love u to death/ i love u very much = ai si ni 爱死你 you''re a real idiot = ni zhen shi ge baichi 你真是个白痴 i'm full from eating = wo chi bao le 我吃饱了 i don't understand = bu dong 不懂 do u think i'm pretty = 你觉得我漂亮吗

可爱(ke ai ):it mean someone who is cute ,but who also used when say someone whose behave is laughably 搞笑(gaoxiao): who do something laughably 老大！\大哥！:who do something make you in indiganion ,you can call him laoda \da ge or her lao da !

牛逼 ＝ awesome 你牛逼 ＝ you rock 性感 ＝ sexy 囧 a very popular word, i can't really tell you what it means, but lots of people use it 我的天 ＝ OMG hope you have fun , lol

“化肥会挥发”means "chemical fertilizer will evaporate" and pronounced "hua fei hui hui fa". even most of chinese can not read it fluently because it's a twister. LOL, just for fun.