Hehehe, "It" are you talking about an animal, dude? Here there‘re only humans, I think that you missed the address. Good luck in your quest :p

Ok....I assume your question is related to language learning. The grammar usage here is incorrect. It should be " Would you kiss me? Why?"

hmm... But most likely you have nothing more to do. По всей вероятности, тебе больше нечем заняться.