an English Joke Today I saw a fun joke in Chinese, now let me translate it into English: One day,an ant ,a snake ,a spider and a centipede were playing cards together .They wanted to smoke as they were having a good time .However, there was not cigars in their home ,so one of them had to buy some back. "I have no foot.I won't go to buy it. Ant,you do!"The snake said slowly. "No no no, Spider has eight feet,he must be faster than me a lot."Said the ant quickly. "In terms of the quantity of the feet,mine is much less than Centipede's .You are the fastest one of us four,Centipede,aren't you?"The spider replied ,looking at the centipede hopefully. The centipede had no choice and he decided to go for the store nearby. Time passed slowly ,one hour , two hour,three hours passed ,without the centipede going back.Another three could not bear it any more,and they hurried out of the house.To their surprise,the centipede was still here. "Why don't you go ?We three have waited for you for three hours!" One of them shouted angrily. "Out of the question! Have you ever seen anyone on the street without wearing shoes on feet？"