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Looking For Languge Partner. English // Portuguese // Spanish
Hello People,
I'm trying to find serious language partner.
I need to improove my speak and my write. But if you can help me with just one, no mather.
I'll be gratefull work with somebody like you. Please contact me.
Best regards.
Arthur
14 Temmuz 2015
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Some Simple Anecdotes.
Hey, I will trry to share a few anecdotes from Brazil. Hope you enjoy.
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The litle Jack come inside a house running and show to his father a new knife that he found on the street.
- Are you sure that knife its lost? - Ask the father. - I'm sure its lost, I'm sure. I've seen with my own eyes the man looking for it.
The litle Jack arrived at home and gave to his father the mensal bill from the school. -My God! How is expensive study in this school. And the boy: - And look, father, I'm who less study in my class!
In Biology class, the professor ask: - Litle Jack! How mutch testicles does we have? - Four professor - answered the boy without blink. - Four? Are you crazy? - Well... At last my two I'm sure!
FROM: >>http://www.anedotas.rir.com.pt/<<
Litle Jack Birthday:
Jack's Moms want to know how much friends does jack invited to come to his birthday
- So, How many boys will come?
The litle Jack:
- All toguether are ten.
The Mom:
-Have you invited the twins Peter and Tiago?
The litle Jack:
As they are equal, I've just invited one.
http://www.anedotadodia.net/anedotas/joaozinho/aniversario-do-joaozinho
That's all folks. :)
14 Temmuz 2015
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