WTF?! WHY THE HELL CANNOT I COPY AND PAST HERE AN ALLREADY WRITTEN STUFF??? (I have written it for Dawrin`s sake!) (Yes I know in English you say for god`s sake but I`m an atheist...)

please Just like Stephen King said once: “I fell in love with the language” I fell in love with the English language as well when I was 13 years old. That was the time I began to learn it. I wrote dozens lyrics and poems in English language and these days I write short stories. I use online free grammar checkers (Paper Rater, Grammarly and so on) but I think it is always better when a real human (a native speaker) helps me to revise the text for grammar errors... So I hope, that this way I can find someone from the USA, who would waste his/hers time on my short stories and correct my grammar errors before I would upload them on some blog site... OH AND BTW I DO NOT HAVE MONEY NOR BANK ACCOUNT TO PAY A PRO. ENGLISH TEACHER OR A BOOK EDITOR...otherwise I would buy White smoke or any other licensed software...THANK YOU...the Universe will give you back your kindness. (Or the God, if you are a Christian).

please! Hello there! Please I really need your help! I’m really desperate. I want to write short stories in English language. (I learn English since I was 13-14 years old and I read books in English language every day). I need somebody to check my short stories for grammar errors. and when I write, I'm desperate, I mean I DO NOT HAVE MONEY TO PAY FOR IT otherwise I'd buy White smoke or some other software, because I do not trust much to the free software online and they are mostly just trial or they do not offer the “depth of checking” I would need.