Policeman Vs Greengrocer A greengrocer cut the apple out of his own shop. He kept the seeds and he throwed the pulp. A curious policeman asked him: "Why you throw the pulp?" The greengrocer answered: "The seeds of the apples get people more clever" policeman: "Oh, give me 3 seeds. How much?" greengroc: "15 euros" policeman: "Ok." and He ate it. 5 minuts later... policeman: " Hey greengrocer, with 15 euros I can buy 9 kilos of apples and therefore dozens of seeds!!!" greengrocer: "I told you! it works!" policeman:"OOhh! You're right! Give me another 5 seeds!" :-D In italy the jokes about policeman (carabineri) is much used.