Who wants to learn how to program a website and learn german while programming? In exchange you could teach Nino english or chinese. Please only native speakers and serious requests... ;-)

Christmas Offer - Learn german!

**** Christmas Offer ****

You want to learn german without paying money?

You can pay Nino just with smileys!
The more smileys you pay, the more of Nino you will get!

Advantages:
- Nino is very patient and friendly!
- Nino knows a lot about germany because he is born in germany!
- Nino is not very shy!
- Nino loves music!
- Nino likes to talk about everything!
- Nino has whatsapp, skype and even a smartphone!

Disandvantages:
- Nino can´t sing
- Nino can´t dance
- Nino is not related with Heidi Klum :-(

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speaking with machines Hello my firends, my profession is software engineer. Therefore I am able to speak a couple of programming languages. You certainly can imagine that machines are propably the best listeners. They will not have any prejudices and they are most often responding quite friendly. Admittedly, I have to tell them how to behave. And when I am not talking clearly, they can be quite naughty. so I have to choose my words very carefully. When I was young my parents did the same. They told me things again and again until I processed the algorythms. It worked pretty good until some evil viruses found vulnerabilities in my system. But my parents were pretty smart. These hackers did´t have any chance. The installed firewall was working and updated every day while a cozy dinner at my parents home. They even invited by time all the viruses to learn how they can patch my system in the best way. What I have learned from that strategy is, that you can´t avoid attackers to run your systems. But you can protect your children by understanding the attackers. I thank my parents for this lessons and hope I can help some programmers with this lines to develope some smart software as well. best regards, Nino :)

how i met your mother can someone explain or translate in german? I didn´t figured out the meaning of the two sentences. :-D barney: i just wanna settle down and have a gaggle of rug rats like , right now! girl: i have a mace and i enjoy using it.