What is your lovely song? Mine is Avicii Wake me up

I tried carrying the weight of the world
But I only have two hands
I hope I get the chance to travel the world
And I don't have any plans
I wish that I could stay forever this young
Not afraid to close my eyes
Life's a game made for everyone
And love is a prize

So wake me up when it's all over
When I'm wiser and I'm older
All this time I was finding myself
And I didn't know I was lost
I didn't know I was lost
I didn't know I was lost

:D :D :D Three buddies die in a car crash, and they go to heaven to an orientation. They are all asked, "When you are in your casket and friends and family are mourning upon you, what would you like to hear them say about you?" The first guy says, "I would like to hear them say that I was a great doctor of my time, and a great family man." The second guy says, "I would like to hear that I was a wonderful husband and school teacher which made a huge difference in our children of tomorrow." The last guy replies, "I would like to hear them say, "Look! He's moving!"

JOKE: BAD DAY There I was, sitting at the bar, staring at my drink, when a really big, trouble-making bikersteps up next to me, grabs my drink, and gulps it down in one swig. "Well, whatcha gonna do about it?" he says menacingly, as I burst into tears. "Come on, man," the biker says, "I didn't think you'd cry. I can't stand to see a man crying." "This is the worst day of my life," I said. "I'm a complete failure. I was late to a meeting andmy boss fired me. When I went to the parking lot, I found my car had been stolen and I don'thave any insurance. I left my wallet in the cab I took home. I found my wife in bed with thegardener, and then my dog bit me, so I came to this bar to work up the courage to put anend to it all. I buy a drink, drop the capsule in it, and was sitting here watching the poisondissolve when you show up and drink the whole thing!! But enough about me, how's yourday going?"

A story with a sad end :D Three men came to New York for a holiday. They came to a very large hotel and took aroom there. Their room was on the forty-fifth floor. In the evening friends went to the theatreand came back to the hotel very late. "I'm very sorry," said the clerk of the hotel, "but thelifts do not work tonight. If you don't want to walk up to your room, we shall make beds foryou in the hall." "No, no," said one of the friends, "no, thank you. We don't want to sleep inthe hall. We shall walk up to our room." Then he turned to his friends and said: "It's not easyto walk up to the forty-fifth floor, but we shall make it easier. On the way to the room I shalltell you some jokes; then you, Andy, will sing us some songs; then you, Peter, will tell ussome interesting stories." So they began walking up to their room. Tom told them manyjokes; Andy sang some songs. At last they came to the thirty-sixth floor. They were tiredand decided to have a rest. "Well," said Tom, "now it's your turn, Peter. After all the jokes, Iwould like to hear a sad story. Tell us a long and interesting story with a sad end." "Thestory which I'm going to tell you," said Peter, "is sad enough. We left the key to our room in the hall."

does the same happen with you? :D

When I was younger I hated going to weddings; it seemed that all of my aunts and thegrandmotherly types used to come up to me, poke me in the ribs and cackle, "You're next."
They stopped that kind of thing after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals.

You wont believe me Police: where do you live? Me: with my parents Police: where does your parents live? Me: with me Police: where do you all live? Me: together Police: where is your house? Me: next to my neighbors house Police: where is your neighbors house? Me: if i tell you ,you wont believe me. Police: tell me Me: next to my house

Mathematics Teacher: If you had one dollar and asked your father for one more dollar, how much wouldyou have in total? Student: One dollar. Teacher: You don't know your maths? Student: You don't know my dad.

LOL it is so funny!!! Girlfriend: What do you call a female in heaven? Boyfriend: An angel! Girlfriend: And what about crowd of them in heaven? Boyfriend: A host of angels! Girlfriend: And what if all the females are in heaven? Boyfriend: Peace and happiness on the earth..

JOKE: Poor Old Gentleman An old gentleman was walking along a street one day. He saw a little boy near the door ofa house. The boy was standing at the door and trying to reach the door-bell which was toohight for him. The old gentleman was a kind-hearted man so he stopped to help the boy. "iwill ring the bell for you", he said and pulled the bell so hard that its ringing could be heardall over the house. The little boy looked up at him and say laughing: "Now we will runaway.Come on." Before the old gentleman knew what was happening the naughty boy had disappearedround the corner of the street. The old man had to explain to the angry owner of the housewhy he rung the bell.