Can somebody help me please?
The youtube automatic transcription service is not doing the job always good enough.
For educational perspectives I tried to break this gig down, but few points still remain quite nebulous (in brackets):
https://youtu.be/W5Gp2u4Q3BQ
00:40
frank, sir, he's (at a lunch, he seen any lunch)
01:31
Eh? A pritty poor (Marcus)...
01:34
01:38
Gary, what (did you go)?
01:46
Is your dad proud of you?
(the no sense, how's he?).
01:58
that's not as he's (pulling it up this)
2:00 And that's not couse he's (balling it up?)
02:20
not a (wound) necessarily, I wouldn't do the...,
02:23
the full (woldn't) there enough.
03:30
"Alright, (fridge) is two minutes two. Put the sausage down. OK. Off."
03:37
I knew (we're laud) again, they put the clock back a couple
of minutes
03:38
to catch the (durasn air) is f$#ing priceless. Eh?

Question

Can somebody help me please?
The youtube automatic transcription service is not doing the job always good enough.
For educational perspectives I tried to break this gig down, but few points still remain quite nebulous (in brackets):
https://youtu.be/W5Gp2u4Q3BQ 
00:40
frank, sir, he's (at a lunch, he seen any lunch)
01:31
Eh? A pritty poor (Marcus)...
01:34
01:38
Gary, what (did you go)?  
01:46
Is your dad proud of you?  
(the no sense, how's he?). 
01:58
that's not as he's (pulling it up this)
2:00 And that's not couse he's (balling it up?)
02:20
not  a (wound)  necessarily, I wouldn't do the...,
02:23
the full (woldn't) there enough. 
03:30
"Alright, (fridge) is two minutes two. Put the sausage down. OK. Off." 
03:37
I knew (we're laud) again, they put the clock back a couple 
of minutes
03:38
to catch the (durasn air) is f$#ing priceless. Eh?

Answer

OK, I did my best. Not being British myself, this isn't the easiest for me, so I may have gotten a word or two wrong.

00:40
frank, sir, he's (at a lunch, he sitting having lunch) [very hard to understand because he says it so fast.]
01:31
People, Marcus, they say we're not great anymore...
01:34
01:38
Gary, what do you do, Gary?
01:46
Is your dad proud of you?  
He never said so, did he. 
01:58
that's not 'cause he's bottling it up.

02:20
not  a "woo!" necessarily, I wouldn't do the..., [He's referring to someone in the audience shouting, "Woo!" because he said Britain was the centre of the earth.
02:23
I wouldn't do the full "woo!" now
03:30
"Alright, Fritz, it's two minutes two. Put the sausage down. OK. Off." 
03:37
And every now and again, they put the clock back a couple 
of minutes
03:38
to catch the German's out. It's f$#ing priceless. Eh?