Any good jokes(not too long)? I need some funny joke ....

Joseph

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The uncle of the 8-years old Mike asked him: Hey Mike how old are you?
Mike: I'm 8.
And what do you want to become?
Mike: 9!

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Hi, Joseph!

There was a lady who wore a yellow ribbon around her neck everyday. It annoyed her friend and they asked her every day, 'Why do you wear that yellow ribbon around your neck?' but she wouldn't tell them. Once she ached very hardly. When she was on her death bed so her friend asked one final time about the yellow ribbon around her neck. The lady said with a sad smile,'OK, you can go ahead and untie it'. The friend untied the yellow ribbon around lady's neck. And lady's head fell off.

P.S. It's black humor....))))

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Two guys walk into a bar.

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A gift a father had bought a gift for his son ,at age of 5 years old ,but the gift was threw out by his son . do you want to know what this gift is ? you try to guess . le t me tell you about this gift . a ba a basketball!

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