Yes, Mumtaz! I have looked over that discussion. I like your joke about Little Johnny

Jack and Jill are in a drug-store.
Jill is saying: Look, Jack! Oral contraceptives. And who was saying that it's impossible to become pregnant this way?

From series "Men & Women"
Jack and Jill are walking by a restaurant:
Jill: Ah, what a nice smell...
Jack: Okay, let's pass one more time.

- Say, mister, has your neighbour really died?
- Sorry, it's true...
- That's why he is being buried!