好搞笑啊，还能这样直译啊

好久不见用英语怎么说啊. 我已经习惯说long time no see了。汗！

You know that famous description of a traffic accident: one car come, one car go, two car "peng peng", one car die.... speechless..... By far the funniest Chinglish I heard is this: You have seed, I'll give you some colour to see see.........

I've only heard of the -long time, no see- phrase because it's used quite often. I haven't heard about the other phrases in English though. Famous Chinglish is usually the stuff that appears on warning signs in China, such as "Please slip carefully!" and "Carefully fall into the water!". That stuff is really funny. Or a sign on a public toilet indicating that it's for men: "Maleman." 哈哈～ kentfoster.com/images/china/maleman99.jpg