Drunk man Drunk man usually doesn't admit that he is drunk. Drunk man often becomes angry immediately when he heard his friends said he was drunk. Drunk man often tells the truth that he won't expose if he didn't drink a lot. There is a famous cross talk about two drunk men in china. One person boasted he was not afraid of doing everything in the world. Another then turned on a flashlight and asked him if he could to climb up on the top of the beam of the light. The boasting drunk man looked up on the beam, stuttering wisely: " I know what you mean. I climb, climb up finally. Then you turn off the light. So I fell down!".