The traveler and the smoker. There was someone sitting in the airport waiting for his flight, he saw another man going to the smoking room, the traveler wondered why most of people smoke?! after a few minutes he saw that man coming out of the smoking room, the traveler decided to ask him a question so he went to him and stopped him ; Excuse me sir, may I ask you a question. The smoker man answered him, yes. the traveler said: How many cigarettes do you smoke per day? The smoker man was surprised by that question but he answered him two packets a day. The traveler asked him again, tell me sir, if you weren't smoker wouldn't you have the airport and the plan?. The smoker man got the point but he smiled and said, do you smoke? Traveler answered no, then again the smoker man asked do you have the airport and the plan? the traveler answered no. The somker man smiled and said, I am a smoker man and I have both of them.