A Funny Thing "Are you crying? " The hairtician opened his eyes wide and asked me when I blew my nose. "No." I answered. "Oh, you scared me. I thought you were crying. I have not seen a girl crying when she has her hair cut." "Yes, I'm crying." I forced a smile and played a joke,"The hair style you designed is so ugly, so I'm crying." "Well, I haven't finished yet. You can't jump to conclusion when it's not done." He smiled, " Your face is round and cute, so I design a cute and lovely style. I bet you must like it." Then he put down my bangs. Well, it looked really smart and debonaire. But it still needed some topiary. "Are you lovelorn? " He asked in a soft voice, and asked, "are you crying? " Now, I understand why he asked me this question. I had a heavy cold, and I looked very gaunt. I had a runny nose and had to blow it usually. So my nose was red, and my eyes, too. It looked like I was sad and had been cried. By the way, it was very embarrassing to do such thing in public. And there are many lovelorn girls would cut their hair short to show their decision that forget the past love and have a new life. "Well, I'm not crying. I just have a cold." I said. "I take some medicine for you, OK? " His voice was so gentle that gave me a warm feeling. "You look not very well." I shaked my head and refused. "Don't cry. I will give you a new beautiful attractive hair style." He said again. He spent 5 hours in designing my hair. His colleague said it had a long time that he didn't spend such a long time for designing. "You are so lucky." But I thought it was because he thought I was lovelorn and tried to comfort my "broken heart". Oh, what such a good boy he is. I felt funny and I'm moved by receiving the care from a stranger.

Whose Fault is it? Yesterday was Saturday, my rest day and the day Typhoon Rammasun landed in the city I'm living. The wind and rain were very heavy, and very noisy. And the result was that I didn't have a good sleep and another busy Saturday. The bad weather made many accidents happened. For example, one of our part-time teachers, L said that she noticed she didn't feel well this morning and she couldn't go to office. But the students had been there and waiting the class began. And there was no teacher on the office at that time. " Tell the students that the lessons are put off because the teacher had a car accident on the way to the class." My boss ordered on the Weichat. Then she said to me," Amy, I know the really reason why the part-time teacher didn't come to the class. When you asked me the payment of the other part-time teacher to W's face a few days ago, I had a bad feeling that something would happen. And now, I got it. Don't do such thing next time. W and L are good friends. W must tell L the payment. So she didn't go to class today. Remember, be cunning enough next time." I felt very wronged. I asked her the question about payment in a low voice at that time. Did W still heard what I said? I went to the office to deal with something. " Amy, don't ask L go to the class next time. She's so irresponsible." W said to me. " Why? " I surprised. I thought she would intercede for L. " This morning she called and said she did't feel well, and didn't want to go to the class. She asked me to apologize to the students. Why? That's her own business. She's so irresponsible." W was really angry. But I knew what happened. W didn't heard what I said at that time, and L didn't go to the office because she didn't feel well, not because of me. I knew that's not my fault. But so what? Can I explain this to my boss? What can I do?

No One is Irreplaceable My boss agreed with my leaving when I asked for again. "Oh, Amy, what would I do without you?" She tapped me on my shoulder. "Well, don't be worried. I will help you train a good secretary like me before my leaving." I smiled and said. My colleagues were very surprised when they received the news. "My God, our office will go to crash without you! " One of my colleagues said. "I can imagine that our boss must be hurry-scurry when you are leaving." "You are so exaggerated. I believe that the new one who takes my place also can do very well." I smiled and said. Because I know: No one is irreplaceable. That's a sad and realistic fact. "Amy, you should find a good helper like you for me. If not, I won't let you go." My boss was joking. Well, it's hard to say goodbye. But I hope I made the right decision.

Fight Back Some books of our company needed to be duplicated.So I went to the copy shop where I often went to before. And this time I duplicated twenty two books, while only ten before. The next day I asked the manager of this shop, " Have my photocopies done yet ?" "Yes." "Twenty two books are too heavy to me. Could I have them delivered this time? " "Well, we are not free. And they aren't not heavy at all. You can take them by yourself." I was a little angry because they always said they were not free and asked me to take the photocopies by myself. However every time I went to their shop, they were always idle. My boss always said I was too easygoing, and I should ask them to deliver. But I thought ten books was not heavy, I could take them by myself. So, I took the photocopies by myself every time before. But this time, I wouldn't. "Well, you can deliver them when you are free. " I said in calmness, " And anytime my photocopies come, the money pay. " The third day I reminded them again to deliver my photocopies as soon as I started my work. "We are not free. You take your books by your own. " He said. Now, I was really angry and said, " I don't believe you have no time at all. Every time I went to your shop, I always found you were always idle. " " It was the time you went here we were free. Other times we were very busy. You come here and take your photocopies by yourself." " You deliver !" I insisted, and said,＂Anyway I still have another retained books, and I can asked another copy shop to duplicate. If you don't deliver them, you can keep them at your store as long as you like. " In fact, I didn't have any retained books. But I should fight back this time. " How can you say that ?" His voice sounded angry. "Well, we always cooperate with you. I have printed and duplicated at your shop so many times before. But how do you treat us ? Is there any time you deliver any things ?You don't have any sincerity! " "Of course we have the sincerity. Well, what's the address of your company ? I will deliver them to you today. " One hour later, one of their shopboys appeared at my office with my photocopies in his hand. This time, I won !

an embarrassing thing One day, there were just Yan and me in our dormitory. We were reviewing our textbooks for the coming examinations. Suddenly, Yan said," I just read a funny joke. Two frogs fell in love and got married and gave birth to a toad. The male frog was white with fury:" what the hell, bitch?" The female frog cried terribly :＂I'm so sorry darling . I had cosmetic surgery before married. " Hahahaha……“ I didn't think this joke was funny because I had seen it before, but in order to avoid awkward situation, I cooperated with a laugh, "Hehehe, it' so funny." She said, " I saw this joke in my QQ Qzone, hahahaha……" I laughed reluctantly ," Had cosmetic surgery ? It' s pretty comical." Then, she said, " Hey,wait a moment." Then she came up to me putting her mobile phone to her ear, and asked me, " Amy, what are you talking about ? What did you just say ?" "…………” I came to realize that she was not talking to me but her boyfriend by mobile phone.

birthday In our company, we will hold a small party for the employee when his birthday come. We will eat birthday cake together and sing a song for him. And today is my birthday in my ID card. This morning, our boss gave me some money and asked me to buy a birthday cake. She told me that there was a cake house near her house and its cake was pretty delicious and cheap. So, I looked for the cake house along the long road but only to find the cake house was closed for interior decoration. Then our boss said," There's another cake house in the near road. You can buy cake there. " So, I walked to the other road and searched for new cake house. But, when I came there, I just found a vacant house. " The cake house has been moved for a long time." A kind-hearted person told me. Well, it was extremely hot and I wore a pair of high-heeled shoes under the burning sun. I wondered whether or not the Gods did't want me to have the birthday cake . Finally, I bought the birthday cake in the fourth street I found. I was really dead on my feet today.

Dragon Boat Festival We will have a three days' vocation because the Dragon Boat Festival. It's a festival to memory a great poet named Quyuan. Chinese people will hold many dragon boat competitions, and eat Zongzi, a traditional Chinese rice-pudding. I miss the Zongzi made by my mom. It's really delicious and unforgettable. I want to have a trip during this vocation. I'm really busy and tired and agonizing this month. I do need a big rest, and a good happy holiday. But all my friends are so busy that no one can go with me to travel. That's so bad and so sad. I always think that whether your landscape is fascinating depends on the one who enjoys it with you. Even if it's a wonderland, so what ? He doesn't enjoy it with you. But in fact, we always are alone, and no one companies in our journey. Maybe life just is lonely. Well, I should plan to have a good holiday after all. Maybe I have to go with myself, but so what ? Everyone is alone, and I'm not lonely. May I have a good holiday. Come on.

when she left Today was Tuesday. When Xi came in office, she said "hello" to me. She has had seven days off but looked a litter tired. Then she had a talk with our boss. And fifteen minutes later, they came out the meeting room. Xi began to clear up her stuff. "do you want to leave now ?" I closed to her. "Yes. I'm not feeling well recently. " " When will you come back?" " Maybe next month." She taped me on the shoulder, "don't worry about me." Well, in fact, I didn't worry about her at all. She had been always absent for no reason and done her job with a negative attitude for a long time. No company wants such employee. I have known her ending in our office. But, I was not feeling happy when it really realized. I accompanied her to the door. I didn‘t want to ask what happen to her, why did she perform so terribly. Because we were not friends, so I can't. We walked in silence. "What I can tell you only is that I'm not me at present. "She suddenly opened her mouth. "What ?" "I'm not me recently. I can't explain what happened to me. It's to sad and to woeful. I won't tell you anything, but I will call you my sister. " she smiled chokingly. "Well, " I attempted to comfort her, " Everything will be going well, don't worry. And don't cry." But she cried, "I have already cried for many times." I can't do nothing but embraced her tenderly. Finally, she calmed down and said, " goodbye, my sister. I will take care of myself, don't worry about me." That's the first time she call me sister since we have known each other . I'm a year older than her. " And our company will hod a birthday party for you and me next month. I hope I can see you at that time. " " Your birthday is in June?" "Yes." She smiled, "OK, I will give you a present. " Then we said goodbye to each other, and she left. I stood still in the door until her figure disappeared on the street.

Walls have ears I went shopping with my friend after dinner yesterday. Then we had a drink in a tea house. I asked a glass of jelly and her asked a glass of Shuangpi milk which reminded her of something. She said:" Today, one of my colleague took some cakes for us. And she asked me ' how was the cake?' I said, ' if it was sweeter, it would be better.' Then,she told to the other colleague, 'she said it was too sweet.' Oh, I was very speechless at that time. " "Hahaha, she was so funny." I laughed. "whose tea is too sweet? ＂I had hardly finished when a loud noise became. It was the boss of this tea house. He peeked his head out of the high desk, and his eyes were watching us. "No,no, we are not talking about your tea. we are talking other things." my friend explained immediately. " Well, please call me if you need some help." he smiled and left. " As the old saying goes, walls have ears." I played a joke, and we laughed.