How to lose your biyfriend in seven steps Differently from world of fantasy, the real life doesn’t include princesses and frogs turning into princes. The daily routine can be much more comparate to a Mexican soup opera than Disney movie. Follow the steps below and miss your happy ending in seven steps. 1 Be jealous. Nothing is more uncomfortable than being in a relationship with a woman with no self trust and that complain about his calls, his friends and keep control of his steps. 2 Complain about everything. Complain about wet towels on the bed, ask ‘cause him didn’t buy your favorite ice cream, fight because he uses a old shirt and fight in public places. Forget apologize to him. It’s a great way to lose your prince charming. 3 Don’t be partner. No encourage your boyfriend to go back to school, to get a better job, to invest in his future. Also don’t go with him in a crazy trip of his dreams and don’t visit his parents. In addition, don’t care about his personal achievements. Talk just about you. Bears in mind that he loves you. 4 Expend lot of money. The money is yours, isn’t? So, expend even explode the bill. Then ask help him. Boyfriends work this way. 5 Be sticky. Call him in the morning, afternoon and evening. If he doesn’t to response, call him at work, in his parent’s house and call to his closest friends asking for him. Also use all social medias . And when you are together in public places, do something disgusting so that everyone understands how much you love him. 6 Tell his secrets. Because everyone needs to know that he doesn’t take shower every day, that he failed in the test for a good job, he doesn’t know how to change a car wheel and he has little dick. 7 Finally, compare your boyfriend with your ex-boyfriends. Nothing is better for your man than to know about the past of other guys with you. He will loves to know that other men knew cook and he didn’t. That you were engaged to someone rich and that your best sex wasn’t with him.