How many so and so's .. Hi There, could anyone explain the meaning of this joke to me? "How many so and so's does it take to change a light bulb?" thanks a lot :)

Does this text sound ok to you? Hi Guys, I'd have two questions about this text: - is "no longer a thing" ok to use in this context? - is "welcomes" grammatically correct here? Word underlines it but I thought this should be ok.. thanks for you help!! :) "Luckily, cold and unfriendly hospital environment is no longer a thing. Our private health and beauty centre welcomes its patients in a modern, relaxing and comfortable environment, and the most hospitable staff helps them to overcome their apprehensions. You can feel safe in the hands of our highly qualified and experienced team of OB/GYN physicians, who will care for you with the greatest expertise and empathy."

modernly furnished rooms Hi There, is this correct? (I suspect that it isn't because my grammar checker is highlighting it as a problem, plus there are only a few hits in google) thanks! :) "modernly furnished rooms"

Is this sentence ok? Hi There, can you please help me out with the following sentence? does the last part "for patients with mature skin" sound ok? I mean how it connects to the other part of the sentence..I am not sure .. thank you! :) "Thread lifts are best suited to patients with minimal sagging, who need just a small lift, but it’s not intended to replace a traditional face-lift procedure for patients with mature skin."

Leave you with Hi there, Is "leave you with" ok in this sentence? or does it sound strange? thanks!! As your face changes with time wrinkles may develop in other parts of the face too, and as a result, the previously used permanent injectables can easily leave you with an awkward, or sometimes even ridiculous, appearance.

Does this text sound fine to you? Hi Guys, This time i am writing about liposuction - an exciting topic, isn't it? I got involved in some complicated sentences, and I am not sure if they sound natural, or if they grammatically correct at all..? It would be cool, if someone could check them for me. thanks for you help!! :) "After the surgery you will have to wear a special pressure garment for between 4 and 6 weeks. Wearing a compression garment is important because it helps the healing process. It keeps swelling down and helps to keep the circulation in your body going smoothly. You will need to wear the compression garment continuously for 5 days until you can first take it off when you take a shower. Your shower should be short, and the wound, that should be covered with an adhesive bandage, shouldn't be exposed to water."