It’s wrong thing to try to say to the wrong person that he is wrong. There are people who always are dissatisfied by everything and everybody. They always have two questions about everything: “What the mess?” and “How long is it going to last”?. They are sure that all people go against them, even though, one of them is only who goes in certain direction. If you think one of them goes against the conscience, you are wrong. The silly conscience goes against them. I don’t remember who said it: “For someone it’s enough to turn his back to all to think he’s the first”. If one of them strike your parked care, try to justify why you put your car in this place, in this time. If your house is struck by his car, prepare your money, because you did wrong thing, when many years ago you built this house in that place. Or you bought wrong house. If one of them staying in foreign country, don’t try to make him to learn a local language. It’s easier to make all citizens to learn his language. His language is easier to learn, he knows it, because he had begun to speak in his native language when he was up to three. And you silly ones, can’t speak this language although you are adult. Don’t argue with them. We are wrong since your birth. Because before your birth you had had to think a little: “Had you been sure that for a period of your life you would be able to choose right place and time when: putting a care, building a house? And are you sure that you choose right nation and right language?”

Two expressions which are close in pronunciation and very different in their meaning. I heard how my 12 years old son was coming after school. I heard his steps and voices on the entryway. He was coming and arguing loudly with his friends (usual child’s dispute with using prick songs). His friends were downstairs when my son open the door and saw me. He asked me at once keeping the door opened: “How to say “Thank you ” in English?” Being not understanding why he was asking me about it I told him “Thank you very much”. He put out his head and cried to his classmates: “F?ck you…. very much”.

Read and repeat. I'm native Russian and Kazakh speaker from Kazakhstan. I learn English: sometimes by myself sometimes by chatting with English native speakers and sometimes I take lessons with teachers using Skype. I believe the most important thing we can help to each other is pronunciation, because another things like grammar, reading to oneself and ect. we can learn by ourselves. The best way to learn foreign language is to read to each other text from video with captions: lessons, cartoons, movies. Repeat and repeat one texts until you feel sick and after go to another texts. I entered the University and going to receive second higher education in economics and nowadays I decided to kill two birds with one stone. I found useful lectures about economics in English with captions. I can understand, translate them by myself, but I don’t read it loudly without my language partners and teachers. Because I can’t expose my own mispronunciations.

My wishes I see your thinking very positive :). You use such pretty words not about person but about the all country. Where did you recognize about them? I'm sure you have seen nobody from this state but you want their demise because you prefer to believe in propaganda. It’s very comfortable to believe that another group of people is worse than yours. I’m sure if you have would be born in this country, which so shattered your nerves, your opinion about it had been the same. It’s a pity that we aren’t born in another body after death. It would be wonderful if each of us would be born in the country which wasn’t very positive in our opinion. And it would be very interesting if in the next life each of us would were a person which we had never met in the previous life but nevertheless had called them idiot and insane.

Kozha Nasir. Khozha Nasir (Қожа Насыр) is Kazakh name of personage of the folklore of some Central Asiatic nations. These are a few stories about him. Once upon a neighbor asked Kozha Nasir to lend him his donkey. Kozha said that his donkey has died. Suddenly the donkey began to cry. The neighbor began to reproach him: - How could you lie to me? - Oh, my dear! Whom do you believe? Me or this foolish animal? A man passing by saw Kozha washing a cat. - It is wrong to wash cats. It can die. But Kozha didn’t pay attention to his words and keep doing that. Later when the man was coming back he saw weeping Kozha and dead cat. - I did tell you never do that. Washing is very dangerous for them. - My cat didn’t die from washing… It did from wringing. In the midnight the Kozha’s wife began to bear. He called for help neighbor women. One of them gave Kozha a lighting candle, because there was dark. At last a boy was born. Kozha was happy. Women said that another child was going to be born. At last a girl was born. Kozha was happy almost. And he heard that another one is coming. Suddenly happy father blew out the candle. Women began to cry in bustle and darkness: - Why did you do that? - If I don’t blow out they all will come out on the light.

Dialogue with a super bureaucrat. - I need a certificate, sir. - Bring a certificate which confirms you need this certificate indeed.

We have all you need, tovarisch. The queue and deficit were ones of the features of the Soviet Union especially they were appreciable in the last period of USSR’ existence. As you know in Moscow there were The Olympic Games in 1980. And here is one anecdote about this time. All workers of the capital stores were thoroughly instructed that we have any kinds of goods. It was banned to say to foreign costumers that something isn’t in the sales outlets. One foreign man come in the Moscow’s department store and asked a seller to show some gloves. - What kind of gloves do you need, tovarisch? Woollen, leather of maybe rag ones? - Leather, please. - Are you going to wear it with cloak, jacket, topcoat or maybe… - With cloak. - Please, bring your cloak, and we can choose the gloves to match it. And another foreign man told him frantically: - Don’t believe them. I have brought them photos of my toilet bowl, I have showed them my bottom… But I still can’t buy tissue!

Hundred Days return. The defeat at Waterloo ended his rule as Emperor of the French, marking the end of his Hundred Days return from exile. 1) Is that sentence correct? 2) The word "return" is a noun, isn't it? 3) Is it possible to use "Hundred Days" as an adjective? Thanks.