Your writing is great, but I suggested an alternative way that sounds a little more natural in Japanese. Haha, there must be many funny English on clothes in Japan. Likewise, I see many funny Japanese words on clothes, accessories and tattoos in North America. Once I saw a tough looking guy wearing a cap with a Japanese word “sheep” on the front. It’s funny because Japanese people associate a word sheep with traits like obedient, coward, and calm. lol