I hate it when my wife begins a conversation with the following question:  "You haven't heard a single word I've said, have you?"

May I call you? 

Are you busy?

Are you free?

May I see you?

What do you mean?

Why did you do that? 

"why dont you have kids?"

"Are those your real eyes?"

"Is that your real hair?"

"Why do you want to lose weight?"