Funny-糗事

Have once I pick up the stone.
However it is not stone, It is a dog shit.
OH!...but It really like stone.
有一次我撿起一顆石頭。
但是它卻不是一顆石頭，它是一坨狗屎。
喔!但是它真的很像一顆石頭。

Funny-糗事

Have Once I picked up the a stone.
However, it is was not a stone, It is a but dog doo-doo shit. 我覺得在這裡用英文俚语比較好, 
OH!Darn it! But it really looked like a stone.
有一次我撿起一顆石頭。
但是它卻不是一顆石頭，它是一顆狗屎。
喔!但是它真的很像一顆石頭。

Funny-糗事

Once I picked up a stone.
But it was not a stone, it was dog shit.
OH!...but it really looked like a stone.
有一次我撿起一顆石頭。
但是它卻不是一顆石頭，它是一顆狗屎。
喔!但是它真的很像一顆石頭。

What you write tells me 

How lovely a girl you are

The more disgusting the shit is

The clearer your heart is

你所言告訴我

你是如此可人

狗屎之可憎

汝心之澄澈

It is welcome to give a correction for what I write.