What is wrong with monday?

Anybody know why monday is so awful?
Why everything that could go wrong, actually does go wrong?
Why it has been raining all day?
Why the alarm clock grated my head (do you mean like a cheese grater?) this morning?
Why my eyes want to close and my body asks me for a nap?
Why this morning I got stuck in a traffic jam for more than one hour?

What is wrong with monday?

I agree. I hate mondays. There's a phrase from a movie called "Office Space". In this movie they say,"Looks like someone's got a case of the mondays". I feel like this sometimes.