Funny story. Meaning of life. Two old friends, Sad and Cheerful, met. - How are you? - Fine, thank you. And you? - So-so. I have a lot of problem. - What’s happened? - I have bored wife and silly son at home. They are too noisy and want something every time. - I know very well the solution of your problem. Just buy a parrot and settle it home. - Are you sure? - Yes. It helps. Some time later, they met again. - How is live? - It’s worse then before. I have parrot, wife and son at home. - I can help you. You have to get yourself a dog. Believe me! I know what I’m talking about. The Sad man bought everything what the Cheerful offered him. There were a camel, a dog, a parrot, an elephant in his home. A crocodile lived in the bath near a snake into wash-stand. A penguin into fridge didn’t allow to take something from there and ate out all food. A squirrel broke down all plates and dishes, a monkey hung on curtain all day long. Everything went wrong. In one day the Cheerful man called to friend: - How are things? - Dreadful! I don’t know how can I survive. What should I do? Please give me an advice. - I do know how to bring relief to you. Just sell every animals, reptile and birds. Everyone! Some time ago they met but again. The Sad man was not so gloomy and looked like cheered up. - How are you going today? – asked the Cheerful. - Thanks, great! I have only lovely wife and obedient son! Thank you indeed!