April Fools' Day, not April Fools' Day, or April Fools Day! On April Fools' Day my friends and I went to the gym. Later that evening, we went to the mall for dinner. We were eating, and suddenly, a huge rat (probably on steroids) ran accross the food court, emerging from beneath the bin of garbage, running right into the kitchen of the Subway vendor. It was a real rat, not an animatronic one like I had hoped. I was eating a Subway sandwich, my friends were eating sausages from NYFries. I put the sandwich down. After my initial disgust, I continued eating my sandwich, but the memory of the rat will haunt me forever. I wonder what friend rats taste like... Maybe McDonalds has the answer: http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/features/6735851/McDonalds-branch-closed-after-rat-head-found-in-burger.html