All numbers are equal ! <font face="times new roman,helvetica">Theorem: All numbers are equal.
Proof: Choose arbitrary a and b, and let t = a + b. Then

a + b = t
(a + b)(a - b) = t(a - b)
a^2 - b^2 = ta - tb
a^2 - ta = b^2 - tb
a^2 - ta + (t^2)/4 = b^2 - tb + (t^2)/4
(a - t/2)^2 = (b - t/2)^2
a - t/2 = b - t/2
a = b

So all numbers are the same, and math is pointless.</font>

Knock knock joke <font face="times new roman,helvetica">Knock Knock
Who's there?
Sherwood!
Sherwood who!
Sherwood like to come in!</font>

Math joke
Teacher: Are you good at math ?
Pupil: Yes and no.
Teacher: What do you mean ?
Pupil: Yes, I'm no good at math !

:-p

Thinking with stomach... Teacher: What came after the stone age and the bronze age?

Pupil: The sausage!

Gravity :-)

Another school joke <font face="times new roman,helvetica">Son: I'm not going back to school ever again
Mother: Why ever not?
Son: The teacher doesn't know a thing, all she does is ask questions!

Spécial dédicace pour SOPHIE ;-)


Gravity.</font>

Father and son Son: I can't go to school today..
Father: Why not ?
Son: I don't feel well.
Father: Where you don't feel well ?
Son: In school !

Gravity :p

Great news Great news, teacher said we have a test today come rain or shine.

So what's so great about that ?

It's snowing outside !

Gravity :p

An ideal homework excuse (2)
Teacher: Where is your homework?
Pupil: I was mugged on the way to school and the mugger took everything I had...

:p

School jokes collection An ideal homework excuse

Teacher: Where is your home work ?
Pupil: I lost it fighting this kid who said you weren't the best teacher in the school...

Gravity :p