I'm boring.
This is a fictional dialogue I created to illustrate a common mistake English learners make:
Martian: I'm boring.
Human: What? You're not boring.
Martian: Yes, I am!
Human: No, you're not!
Martian: All I've done today is sat around and stare at the wall...
Human: Well, staring at the wall is<em> </em>pretty boring...
Martian: See! I told you, didn't I?
Human: Just because staring at the wall is boring doesn't mean you're boring.
Martian: (<em>looks suspiciously at the human) </em>Are you trying to say I'm boring?
Human: I never said that!
Martian: You think because I stare at walls that I'm boring?
Human: I already told you! You're not boring!
Martian: But you said staring at the wall is pretty boring.
Human: Yes, and you also said "I'm boring."
Martian: No I didn't! I said I was bored!
Human: No! You clearly said "I'm boring," not "I'm bored."
Martian: Well of course I’m bored! I'm bored out of my mind!
Human: (<em>walks away from the alien)</em>
Martian: And where do you think you're going?
Human: I don't know. I'm bored.
Martian: Well… fine then! You’re just a boring human anyway…
English learners often mix up I’m bored and I’m boring.
I’m bored = I’m disinterested
I’m boring = I’m uninteresting
We use bored to describe our own feeling of boredom, or about someone else's feeling of boredom.
Example 1:
<em>Mom is driving a car with a young child in the backseat:</em>
Child: Are we there yet?
Mom: No, not yet.
<em>One minute later:</em>
Child:<em> </em>Are we there yet?
Mom: No.
<em>Thirty seconds later:</em>
Child: Are we there yet
Mom: No.
Child: How much longer? I'm so bored!
Example 2:
<em>Two friends are playing a card game, and there is a dog nearby:</em>
Player 1: Yes! I win!
Player 2: Again? No fair…
Player 1: Is your dog sleeping?
Player 2: No, my dog is just really bored. We’ve been playing card games for nearly 3 hours now.
We use boring when we want to describe someone else's personality (or our own), or when something (or someone) disinterests us.
Example 1:
Friend 1: What did you do this morning?
Friend 2: I walked around the same circle 6,862 times today. Isn’t that great?
Friend 1: You walked around the same circle 6,862 times in a row? That sounds boring...
Example 2:
Aura’s friend: Hey, are you busy?
Aura: Yes, actually I am.
Aura’s friend: Are you doing something important?
Aura: Yes, I am.
Aura’s friend: Well… aren’t you going to tell me what you’re doing?
Aura: Oh okay, it’s not that important. I’m just typing some fictional dialogues for a language learning discussion board.
Aura’s friend: Oh… I see… That’s very-
Aura: boring.
Aura’s friend: No no… that’s not boring… well okay, maybe it is a little boring.
Aura: That’s what I thought.
Aura’s friend: But that doesn’t mean you are boring!
Remember, you are not boring, you are interesting! Hopefully I didn't bore you with this post. If this didn't cure your boredom, then you might still be bored.