Whta will happen if a cockroach was killed? One day, little John saw a cockroach and killed it, the second day, several ones appeared and run wild in the house. John:" Dad, why there are more cockroachs in the house when I killed one?" Dad:" Oh, my son, if one of your family members disappeared, don't you get anxious?" Welcome to revise the sentences above and help me to learn more about the English! Thank you!

College Entrance Examination in different place of China. Student in Beijing:" Dad, I got 530 marks in the exam, 53 marks higher than the requirement of the College". Dad:" Great, let's have a travel in Shanghai." Student in Shandong:" I am sorry Dad, I got 530 marks in the exam, 20 marks lower than the requirement of the college." Dad:"You are good-for-nothing, don't continue to go to school, just go to Shanghai to find a job!" Student in Shanghai:"Hi Dad, I got 230 marks in the exam, can you send me abroad?"Dad:" Dear son, no problem! you can learn the management skills and help me in the future, there are so many people from Shandong to find a job these years."

英语如何表达无可奈何，无奈地？Thank you for your help!

Give him what he wants! A little boy was crying all the time in the bus, no matter what his mother said. "Please give what he wants and make sure he did not cry any more!" said the young lady sitting beside them impatiently."but he wants your beautiful wig", said the mother. 谁能告诉我英语中表达“无可奈何地“，“无奈地“，一般用哪个词语！ Thank you!

Conversation 1. Lady:"I will marry someone as long as he is rich, no matter who he is", Man:"what about the safe in the bank?" 2.My wife wanted to loose weight by horsing. One month later, the horse lost 50 pounds... 3.Patient:"I am sorry doctor, but I think you left the scissors in my belly." Doctor:" No worries, I have another one.....". 4.Judge:"Why did you make the counterfeit money?" Offender:"Because I really didn't know how to make the real one." 5.Wife:" You are always so cowardly". Husband:"Not really, otherwise, how dare I married with you?" 6.Thief 1:" Let's count how much money we stole today." Thief 2:" No necessary, just wait to see the news tomorrow." 7.Student:"How long can the mouse live?" Teacher:"This depends on when the cat will be hungry." 8.Daughter:"Mum, was father shy before?" Mum:" Of course, otherwise, you would be four years older than it is now."

What is the difference between "Why did not you do sth..." and "Why did you not do sth"? Thank you.

To save money! Jone was off duty a little late today.When he arrived at the bus station, the bus was leaving and the driver did not notice him, so he run after the bus and shouted:" wait, wait....", but it did not work. Jone was a inflexible man, he kept running until he got home, "Even though I did not catch the bus, but not bad, I not only did the physical exercise, but also saved two Yuan".Jone said this proudly to his wife. The lady smiled:"Dear Jone, why did not you run after the Taxi, then you can save more money".

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Parting Words Today is the last working day of my line manager, everybody will write one sentence on the card for him. One of my colleagues can not think of what to write, she consulted another one for the suggestion, one moment later, the person wrote a sentence for her" Dear ***, my reports have always been delayed before, but my blessing will not be delayed anyway". everybody said that it is so cool. This is the true story.