"internet, c'est utile" or "L'internet, c'est utile" can I use both of them?? If I can, do they mean the same thing? if "L'internet, c'est utile" is wrong, why is it? thank you in advance!

"Il est étudiant" and "c'est un étudiant" I want to say "he's a student." Can I use both of them? What's the difference between these two sentences?

Use bread to assist the food to the fork? what does this mean? http://i.imgur.com/9FlMWN6.png this is the image with that phrase. What does it mean?

can you help me understanding this video? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dqaFqrcwFuw 0:20 he was a real lady's dog a proper *** ***** very brilliant dog 0:43 that's me watching sky they had all **** MTV but it's foreign and disney chanel.. 1:09 yeah we had to make**** 1:14 70's **** (1:14) 1:24 some fat bloke we used to punish him and his wife are well-fed really old as well, didn't get involved in anything we hated them everyone in **** did i hate short people 1:45 this bloke we used to say he looks like there's **** 2:11 we organize and sing along 2:24 me doing one of my thieves 2:43 it was this short little Spaniard dude standing there on his own 2:49 small as ***of spain? thank you

what does 'rusty' mean in this phrase? So last night in Sydney I went out in a 'Rusty' logo tee which I came to learn was like wearing the worst thing you could possibly wear --------------------------------------------------- What's wrong with a 'Rusty' logo?? thank you

what does "take a pile" mean? The paragraph below is talking about skateboarding and perhaps 'take a pile' has something to do with falling safely?? you can tell they're professionals by how they fail, lol. I was expecting them to take a pile at least once before the boards broke, but when they fell they did so with practice. Some kid on the street takes a pile like what these guys did, and he's sprained or bruised something, or worse. These guys are so good, lol.

can you explain to me what this image means?? https://31.media.tumblr.com/d1809bdd0a0f1cd17311a3be42009719/tumblr_n1ipmbrco21rxynl8o1_500.jpg I'm not sure what it's about so if you could tell me that'd be great!

what does it mean to be living in a housing estate in England? The quote below is from a news article and I was wondering if living in a housing estate means that you're poor?? "Leon, who comes from a middle-class background and went to public school, may seem a strange choice for a tough criminal from a dodgy housing estate -- but the couple embrace their differences."

what's funny about this joke? “So a dog walks into the forest and he sees a whale and says “aren’t you supposed to be in the ocean?” and the whale says “Yes.” — A joke told by the Russian exchange student that used to go to my school more than one hundred thousand people shared this quote and I can't understand why can you explain??