When i was in 7th or 8th standard i was very naughty and talkative girl...

Me and my friend was talking and laughing while teacher was taking  class.

And suddendly the whole class become so silent and i was caught laughing.

So my teacher punished me and told me to stand up on the bench..

I was so scared to get extra homework...

Hence i tried to do some crazy things to make her laugh and leave me...

I was making faces tried some stupid things but did not worked hence atlast i farted...

she thought it was fake... but it was not fake i seriously farted but nobody new it..

Everything that has happened to me happened to me in the past.

I once looked for my eyeglasses for about 10 minutes before my wife told me to look in the mirror.  I was wearing my glasses, but had pushed them up so that the lenses were just above my forehead.

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Thank you . Your stories were very funny. 

Ahahaa at first I couldn't think of anything (it has been a long and tiring day for me) but Autarkia, your story reminded me one.

Well, Once I was studying in the library at university. I was studying in a different floor than the one I used to. This matters because toilets were one female, one male for each floor.

So, I headed to toilet and I walked in and I was like "hmm these taps are different and the toilet is very dirty, strange. Two moe steps I turned right and there was the guy. I was in a super study mood so my only reaction was so simple "oh, I am in the wrong place" while looking at him. And he goes " oh Im sorry, I am sorry, I am really sorry" zipping up as quickly as he can paaaaaahhhhhhh (I have seen nothing honest.) 

It is only when I left the toilet that I realised what just happened! There was a big group of guys coming towards the toilet and there was me smiling like an idiot, leaving the boys toilet.... ahmmm that part made me feel so embarrased!.. Then the asian boy followed after me. AWKVARD .. I took couple of steps and heard crazy laughter from the toilet.. Terrible terrible terrible