Could somebody correct this story? "I ate jam tomorrow" It today's post I'll describe the most horrible meal I've ever ordered in a restaurant. Some time ago, me and my friend decided to take a week off and visit my family in the UK. One day we just went out to eat something in town. We walked in a first restaurant we bumped into. We took seats, a waiter brought the menus etc. We weren't familiarised with the local cuisine so we put on a safety choice which was a pizza. We were hungry as a bear so we picked something quickly that had 'pizza' in the name. After about half an hour of waiting, to our surprise, the waitress brought us something that resembled rather an omelette than the pizza. We cut it in two, and... a jam flowed out. Oh, and it didn't taste good. Not only the dough was stale, but the jam itself was sour. It all tasted bland generally. Somehow, we made it finish that, and even praised the waiter ironically by saying that the pizzas were warm and mixing mushrooms with jam was really... interesting. Unsatisfied we settled for sandwiches at home...