Don't mention it, Ron!
Anyway, what about starting a new nursery rhyme? We haven't been composing for a long time! Indeed, ABC and her amazing limbic lobe may prove helpful, giving us some advice on advanced skills like prosody and asyndeton...
The first two verses could be... uhm... let's take some inspiration from this situation... we are using the web... there's a presumable spinster among us... so, here we go:
EVERY SPIDER HAS A WEB /
DOES A SPINSTER HAVE A HEAD?
Hope you like it! ;)