help me, please

Please, tell me about meaning "Whiff-Waff"?

 

difficulties of transfer )) The way to abundance. Clearly specified in foreword to old penncylvanian almanac “poor Richard's”. To kind reader, I heared, what anything not delivering of a big pleasure, such as to learn what on his works many people referring with respect. Then you judging how much I must be satisfied my chance, which I'll be telling for yours.

I dement you my perfect English I'm very lazy therefore still don't know English. Big girl which don't know language. Its funny and sadly. Please, correct me, kind people. Always glad have a new friends.