How to make an introduction funny? I'm going to join a national english competition on May 4th. The first part of the competition is Introduction and Skill. I have been thinking about how to make my introduction funny for couple days,but i have no idea,cause i'm still learning english native speaker's humours,and the study process and last for a long time,so i need your help. And please help me to think about some special ways to draw judger's attention.

Can someone chat with me on skype in English? Having learn English for more than 6 years.I found that Formal English is very different from Spoken English .But what I will work in the future need a good spoken english.I want to develp the sense of humor in English. By the way, If you know some chinese or you want to study chinese,it would be better. Hope we can help each other.

Does anyone love Eminem? I watched a great made by Eminem and Rianna at the 53rd Grammy .
The song is named Love the way you lie,does anyone heard this song? and like it?
I really love this song and the writer of this song - Eminem.
If you can,could you give me his blog address?

Could anyone recommend some good songs to me? I like the softly music and any music which can make me moving.

How to forget your ex-lover?

How shall i say "happy birthday" in your mother tongue? i need many diffrent countries.thank you very much. My close friend's birthday is coming,and i want to give him a special gift。i will write the" happy birthday" in form of many diffrent language on a card.

would you mind viocechat with me? i want to improve my spoken_english!

how shall i say "hello" "good bye" and " i love you" in your mother tongue?