What are the figures of speech that go well together (classification)?

Is language evolving? Thanks! I am now enlightened. :)

What is the relationship between ethnicity and language?

Do you know any song which has figures of speech? Any figures of speech like simile, metaphor, irony, personification, and a lot more. Thanks Ma'am Jura. :)

What songs contain idiomatic expression?

Feature Article: How to make a good one? The Crisis in Water Supply It's one drop too much. When the choice between the bowl and the ass become the matter of national security- notwithstanding both of them have holes, we usually end up with an ass. *How to make the above article longer? Or how to have a good ending? Could you please exemplify? Thanks. :)

Urgent REPLY.hehe "... would like to ask assistance from your good office .." Can it also be written or said as.. "... would like to ask an assistance from your good office .."? Why or why not? Thanks! :) Take note: There is an article 'an'. Hello to the both of you. Well, semantics has nothing to do with this. I am just curious on where to use the article 'an'. In the above case, the article 'an', as far as I know, shouldn't be used. However, I just don't know why it shouldn't be used. P.S. The above is an excerpt of my letter to be sent to the vice chancellor of our university. Thanks! :)Elliot, so does it mean that you only use the article 'an' on count nouns?

Black and Blue I am totally depressed. 
I accidentally deleted all my important documents including all my videos, favorite movies, pictures as well as my paper works; thesis most especially.

I think I need to have a good rest to forget what I am feeling right now.
BYE!

P.S. Could someone fix my mind and heal my heart?

Portuguese Language  Who can give me a link of a good site in learning Portuguese language, or perhaps a pdf or the like? Pls. send me one. Thanks!