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The past month i travelled to Nerja, Málaga. Is a small town in the south of Spain, which there was a lot of pubs and disco's where you could dance, drink and seduce an english woman with skin redder like a lobster.
Now, in coronavirus time, Nerja is a very calm town. I was happy in my holidays. i slept in a little apartment sea views and i colud relax after a stressful period at work.
I reccomend to everybody.
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AM I A RICH MAN?
I’m absolutely delighted in my new house. The house is in a suburb in the north of Barcelona, Spain. I was always poor, like a cockroach. I was born in a poor neighborhood. In this neighborhood had gypsies. They robbed my sandwiches at the school. Then, my mom had to listen my whine and she had to cook me anything to shut me up. It is not my intention to perpetuate the gypsy’s stereotypes, but it’s the true.
Now, I’m a new man. I work in a big consultancy. You know, in one of those tall buildings. I always dress in a suit. But there are a problem. I only have one suit (they are too much expensive) so sometimes I have to rent it’s. In my work is very important keep up the apparencies. If you don’t look like a wealthy man, you are no body, even if you wear a suit. You will look like a simple waiter. The other day my boss saw me get off the bus. He laughed a lot.
- Hahahahahahahahhaha. Do you have a broken car? Don’t you scare this strange people? I always heard that the buses smell bad.
- Oh, seriously? I think that bus smell good.
Immediately, my boss stop spoke me. The ambient in the office is very toxic now. I’m unhapp. As far as I concerned, I don’t think do anything for resolve the situation. I just want enjoy the skyline of the city from my house, in a great suburb, and see far away my old neighborhood, eating my sandwiches
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I have a problem? (English - Spanish)
Hi!!
I'm an adventure. I think..
My life in Barcelona is starting to get bored. I have planned to leave work and go live to England six months. The problem is my english level. PRECARIOUS LEVEL! ;( . My date is april or may of the next year.
The objective is to improve my english so as not to be lost.
I can help you with your spanish! I'm studied journalism and my work tool is the language!
My plan is to start with the chat. Conversations with cam in a couple of mounths.
Kiss!!
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My boss is crazy
My boss is crazy. This is serious. Yesterday I went to the office. My boss was in his office.
- Santiago, can you come here, please?
- Yes, my dear boss - i answered- What happen? I asked him
- Close the door, please. It's a important business
- Off course - I closed the door
- I have a problem. May be you can help me.
- What happen?
- It is difficult to explain. When started the lockdown, i didn't use the mask. I didn't use the mask until it was required. The problem come here. My breath is horrible. I,m smelling my breath every hour, every day. My family say that my breath smell good, but i don't beliave them. They love me. They lie me for not hurt me. Please. Can you breath my smell and say me your opinion? I promise that you can tell me the true. No repressions. No punishment.
- Boss... I'm not sure that it's a good idea....
- Please, is very important for me.
- Boss, the Minister of Health say in the tv, in the newspapers, that we have keep distance. If i smell your breath, i could infect me.
- Minister of Health. The philosopher?
- Yes. The philosopher.
- That man is stupid. He will know much about Nietzsche, but he don't have idea about crysis of health.
- Can i thinking?
- Oh yes, off course, we can do it tomorrow....
I have a problem, my friends. I have fear to go to the office tomorrow and smell the breath of my boss. Can you help me? What would yoy do this situation?
2020년 8월 13일
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