"Stop saying very," the English teacher announced to the class. "But you said it yourself," one of the students noticed. "Yes, but from now on we all stop saying very." "You just said it again," another student said. "Yes, but I have STOPPED saying it now." "Teacher, I couldn't hear you. What word was it that we must stop saying?" The teacher cleared his throat. "The word we must stop saying, is a four letter word that means the same as extremely, excessive, extra, overly and yes...that word which is a four letter word that means those things you must stop saying." "Why," a student on the first row wanted. "Because it is vee, ahem, it is overly important to not overuse certain words."