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Professionele leerkrachtKnock Knock... simple jokes for children and the young at heart
Knock Knock jokes are simple jokes ending in a pun (a play on words).
Many (but not all) of the jokes are perfect for young children (but adults like them too)
If you don't get (i.e., understand) a joke, leave a message in you comment and I'll try to explain it to you.
Enjoy...
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Knock, knock
Who's there?
Boo
Boo who?
Oh... Don't cry!
Knock, knock
Who's there?
Urine
Urine who?
Urine trouble if you don’t open the door.
Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Says
Says who?
Says me, that’s who.
Knock, knock
Who's there?
Harry
Harry who?
Harry up and answer this door!
Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Justin
Justin who?
Justin time for dinner.
Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Water
Water who?
Water you doing? Just open the door!
Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Luke
Luke who?
Luke through the peep hole and find out.
Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Iva
Iva who?
I’ve a sore hand from knocking!
Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Hatch
Hatch who?
Bless you!
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6 mrt. 2020 01:10
Opmerkingen · 24
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Thanks to Nikola, Su.Ki., NADA, et al.
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Everyone seems to be in a creative mood, so I'll try to make up one knock knock joke:
Knock, knock
Who's there?
Pineapples
Pineapples who?
Right, Pineapples who have ripened, been harvested, and may end up as a topping on your next pizza
Oh, I can hear the groaning all the way over here...
My sincere apologies for subjecting you all to such a horrible attempt at creating a knock knock joke.
7 maart 2020
2
I'm not sure if this one works... German speakers?
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Dusk.
Dusk who?
It's die Kuh, actually.
Fair enough. Honey, your mum's here!
7 maart 2020
2
I have to admit I've never been a big fan of these but I'll give it a shot:
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Woo
Woo who?
Will you calm down and just let me in?
7 maart 2020
2
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you glad I didn't say banana again?
6 maart 2020
2
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Lemmy
Lemmy who?
Lemmy in!
6 maart 2020
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