One Million copies of a new book sold in just 2 days due to a typing error of just 1 alphabet in title
Title of Book: “An idea can change your wife”
LOL. Life is too short to be serious….Smile & Laugh it out!!!!
Jonathan hehe, thanks for your comment!
something like these definitions: :D
SCHOOL :
A place where Parents pay and children play
LIFE INSURANCE :
A contract that keeps you poor all your life so that you can die Rich.
NURSE :
A person who wakes u up to give you sleeping pills.
MARRIAGE :
It’s an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her masters..
TEAR :
The hydraulic force by which masculine willpower is defeated by feminine water power.
CONFERENCE :
The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present.
FATHER :
A banker provided by nature
CRIMINAL :
A person no different from the rest ….except that he/she got caught
BOSS :
Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early !!!!
POLITICIAN :
One who shakes your hand before elections and your Confidence thereafter
DOCTOR :
A person who holds your ills by pills, and kills you by bills.
What's orange and sounds like a parrot?
....
A carrot! :D
Believe me Elina, I considered them cultural differences and I wasn't even sure about them because I've never been to those countries before:) But I'm really sorry if I offended anyone, thought of sharing here since italki is about different cultures and traditions.
I'm not a shopaholic. I'm helping the economy.
A man goes to the doctor.
Man: Doctor, I have have a strange problem, I forget what I have said a few moments ago.
Doctor: How long have you been suffering from this problem?
Man: Which problem, doctor?
Doctor: Ok, I'll tell you later, but first pay my bill.