Gravity Falls s1e4
Aww, this is like a bizzaro version of a Mystery shack. "Bizzaro version" - what does it mean?
It ain't some such old trick, it's an natability. "natability" - ?
Where others are blind, I'm futurely inclined. "futurely inclined" - ?
And you to could see the view that's widdle lil me! "widdle lil" - ?
I succesfuly bezappled my face! "bezappled" - ?
little scug's house. "scug" - ?
some digs you got here. "digs" - ?
geopardy quicksand! "geopardy" - ?
hiertown. "hier" - ?

Question

Gravity Falls s1e4
Aww, this is like a bizzaro version of a Mystery shack. "Bizzaro version" - what does it mean?
It ain't some such old trick, it's an natability. "natability" - ?
Where others are blind, I'm futurely inclined. "futurely inclined" - ?
And you to could see the view that's widdle lil me! "widdle lil" - ?
I succesfuly bezappled my face! "bezappled" - ? 
little scug's house. "scug" - ?
some digs you got here. "digs" - ?
geopardy quicksand! "geopardy" - ?
hiertown. "hier" - ?

Answer

"Some (nice)/ (sweet) digs you got here" --Digs is slang for "place", like where you live. 
The sentence is a compliment to the host. 
other slang for place: digs, crib, casa, pad, abode, lair

I would say to ignore the other phrases on your list; they're obscure and uncommon. If you like learning slang, go to www.urbandictionary.com

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These sound like evocative song lyrics in which the songwriter is playing with the sounds of words, and making up new words and phrases.

"Bizarro" is a reference to the Superman comic series. See http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bizarro . Bizarro was a flawed copy of Superman. A "bizarro version" means a flawed, warped, or distorted version.

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These are hardly common expressions, some are slangy and a couple seem invented for the show. Some phrases are deliberately "bad English". It's probably better if you find a fan of the cartoon and discuss the meaning with him/her.

I can tell you that Bizzarro is the "anti-Superman" in DC Comics. So that analogy is applied to the Mystery shack.

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