What mean "orto"?
I don't understand this sentence. Can you write them in Portuguese, please?

"la próxima guerra de malvinas en tu orto va a pasar, bien abierto te lo van a dejar besos"

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What mean "orto"?
I don't understand this sentence. Can you write them in Portuguese, please?

"la próxima guerra de malvinas en tu orto va a pasar, bien abierto te lo van a dejar besos"

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Orto es una groceria que se refiere al ano.

En Argentina se considera al ano como el órgano más íntimo del cuerpo,

Si algo malo le pasa a tu ano, estarás en problemas.

De resto el ano sólo tiene un función fisiológica.

Piesa en que pasa si tu ano no funciona correctamente.

Gracias

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That it's scary! Thank you!

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Oh my gosh! LOL This is really rude! ORTO = BUTT 
The phrase is something like... Next time the Falklands War will happen in your butt... 
After that it´s even more rude and gross, I´m sorry I can´t continue translating, I don´t think it´s proper make it public. Looks like those guys were having a discusion.
I hope it helps, tho... Regards.

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