EL RETRATO.

Marido: -Querida, mandaré poner el retrato de tu madre en mi pipa.

-¡Oh, que bueno eres!  No sabía que te gustara tanto verla.

-Al contrario, es para ver si así dejo de fumar!!!

CHISTES MEXICANOS

EL RETRATO.

Simple conversations are perfect for breaking the ice, and they are perfect for beginners. Talk about everyday situations like shopping, traveling, and dining out.


🗣️ Daily Life Dialogues

Conversation between two friends about reading newspaper (Chapter # 5)

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I = pŏm/chăn (ผม/ฉัน)

You = kun (คุณ)

Hungry = hĭw (หิว)

I’m hungry = pŏm/chăn hĭw (ผม/ฉัน หิว)

You’re hungry. = kun hĭw (คุณ หิว)

No, not = mâi (ไม่)

I’m not hungry = pŏm/chăn mâi hĭw (ผม/ฉัน ไม่ หิว)

You’re not hungry = kun mâi hĭw (คุณ ไม่ หิว)

Yes or No? = mái (มั้ย)

Are you hungry? = kun hĭw mái (คุณหิวมั้ย)

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Thai in 10! 

Thai in 10! (Part #1)

☕ Diálogo: La cita más rara que tuve 🎭

Sofía: Oye, Juan, ¿alguna vez has tenido una cita súper rara?

Juan: ¡Uf, sí! Una vez, salí con alguien que trajo a su mamá a la cita.

Sofía: ¡¿Qué?! ¿En serio? ¿Cómo pasó eso?

Juan: Dijo que su mamá quería conocerme antes de que saliéramos solos. Yo pensé que era broma, pero no… ¡se sentó con nosotros todo el tiempo!

Sofía: ¡Eso es demasiado extraño! Pero bueno, ahora tengo que contarte la mía.

Juan: A ver, dime. Seguro no es peor que lo de la mamá en la cita.

Sofía: Bueno… fui a cenar con un chico y todo iba bien hasta que sacó su teléfono y empezó a hablar con su ex… ¡enfrente de mí!

Juan: ¡No puede ser! ¿En serio hizo eso?

Sofía: Sí, le decía cosas como "Te extraño" y "No sé por qué terminamos". Yo estaba ahí, confundida, preguntándome si debía irme.

Juan: ¡Eso es incómodo! ¿Qué hiciste?

Sofía: Me levanté, le dije "buena suerte con tu ex" y me fui.

Juan: ¡Bien hecho! Esa fue la mejor reacción.

Sofía: Definitivamente. Desde entonces, siempre pregunto si alguien sigue en contacto con su ex antes de una cita.

Juan: Lección aprendida. Y yo, por mi parte, evito salir con alguien que traiga a su mamá.

Learn Spanish Conversation

Learn Spanish conversation part 38

What type of food do you like? Meat? Fish? Vegetables? What do you enjoy the most?  Do you enjoy spicy dishes? What time of the day do you most enjoy eating at?

Just Chatting....

Food!

New York is 3 hours ahead of California,
but it does not make California slow.
Someone graduated at the age of 22,
but waited 5 years before securing a good job!
Someone became a CEO at 25, 
and died at 50.
While another became a CEO at 50,
and lived to 90 years.
Someone is still single,
while someone else got married.
Obama retires at 55,
& Trump starts at 70.
Absolutely everyone in this world works based on their Time Zone.
People around you might seem to go ahead of you,
some might seem to be behind you.
But everyone is running their own RACE, in their own TIME
Don’t envy them or mock them.
They are in their TIME ZONE, and you are in yours!
Life is about waiting for the right moment to act.
So, RELAX.
You’re not LATE.
You’re not EARLY.
You are very much ON TIME.

这首诗是我五年前在网上偶然发现的，直至现在仍然备受鼓舞。我是个土生土长的中国人，我的父母也是非常按部就班的中国人，在他们看来我这个年龄就应该结婚生子，而我更享受自由。
最近法国的气温慢慢升高了，鸟语花香，每个人笑容洋溢，希望这个世界能够恢复疫情前的样子，祝福大家笑口常开！



Le Franglish

one of my favorite poetry.

In this story, a deer named Macey plans a secret party with her sister. But what happens when two big cats try to stop her? This is Part 3 of 5.  

Grrrrrrrrrrrrr!

Two huge, strong and dirty cats appear out of nowhere: one proud lion and one sneaky cheetah. They creep forward, saliva dripping from the sides of their mouths. 

The lion says, “Little deer, I don’t usually eat noodles, but I might have to today.” 

The cheetah laughs and laughs and laughs. She has never heard anything so funny in her entire life. 

Macey looks confused, but then notices she has noodles stuck on her horns. She feels embarrassed and angry at the same time. 

“If you must know, there were no chopsticks…” says Macey. 

The cheetah says, still laughing, “Did you get it, little dear? We don’t eat noodles; we’re carnivores… but you have noodles on your head and we’re going to eat you.” 

The lion frowns and looks at the cheetah. “Yes, thank you, Cheetah... That was my point…” 

Macey confidently steps forward and prepares to fight. She looks like a kung-fu master. She says, “I’m not scared of you. You will never eat me… or my noodles!” 

Macey then jumps high into the air and does a flying kick! 

Hiiiiiyyyaaaaaa! 

Macey kicks the lion right in his big face. Saliva explodes from his mouth. The lion hits the floor HARD. The cheetah is so scared that she crouches down and starts purring. The cheetah doesn’t want to get hurt. 

The lion is very weak. He gets up and tries to speak, but he’s in so much pain. He says, “ahh…I… my face… you’re so… powerful… Please don’t hurt me anymore…” 

Macey has fire in her eyes. She is tired of big cats trying to eat her. 

“You carnivores think you’re so strong,” says Macey, looking like she will crush them. “But you’re not! Now get out of here!” 

The two cats, not so big anymore, run away. 

With the setting sun behind her, Macey is standing strong, looking like a hero. 

Being a Cloud

Macey the Deer

https://drive.google.com/file/d/1kvGCsSkCDTmZHuah2oqJ09E2QfpJn49I/view?usp=drivesdk

Teacher Joseph's Podcast

To Split Up (with transcript)

https://drive.google.com/file/d/16DR_AEw9kjAfWyse3gajtsu7fTcFqoTO/view?usp=drivesdk