Linda
About Dating Disaster
Few engagements in the world of romance are as precarious as a first date. "You never get a second chance to make a first impression," the adage says, and so we desperately strive to ensure that everything goes perfectly during that initial encounter. But sometimes things are a little less than perfect <nobr>— disastrously</nobr> so, in fact. 

Young lady on a date farts in private, only to find out it wasn't quite so private.
 Young man discovers pharmacist who sold him condoms is his date's father.*
 Young man on a date messes his pants, buys new pants, throws old pants away, then discovers his shopping bag contains a sweater instead of pants.
 A girl freezes her naked ass to her date's car on their first (and last) date.
 Young woman on a date who is too timid to ask where the toilet is meets with disastrous results.
 Student returning to dorm room naked is surprised by his girlfriend and her parents.
 Socially inept fellow's attempt to divert attention from himself backfires.
 Fellow having dinner with his fiancée's parents zips the edge of the tablecloth into his pants by mistake.
 Fellow staying overnight drinks his girlfriend's contact lenses that were left in a glass of water by the bed.
 E-mailed synopsis of date reveals unsavory aspects of reviewer's personality.
 Careless e-mail forward reveals embarrassing dating details.
 Gal who advertises on Craigslist for a rich husband receives advice from potential life partner.
5 sie 2008 09:19
Komentarze · 5

I liked your notes but not allways dating like that
most like love

15 sierpnia 2008
Well...you're 35. You're probably a bit late. <img src="/FCKeditor/editor/images/smiley/msn/tounge_smile.gif" alt="" />
But I see you're filling your friend list with girls only, so who knows.
6 sierpnia 2008
Dont know any dating disaster, never dated before, is this considered the worse disaster possible? <img alt="" src="/FCKeditor/editor/images/smiley/msn/embaressed_smile.gif" />
6 sierpnia 2008
"Fellow having dinner with his fiancée's parents zips the edge of the tablecloth into his pants by mistake." Why was the man in question unzipping his pants at the dinner table in the first place? I'm just wondering... <img alt="" src="/FCKeditor/editor/images/smiley/msn/tounge_smile.gif" />

"Young man on a date messes his pants, buys new pants, throws old pants away, then discovers his shopping bag contains a sweater instead of pants." I never knew pants were so much trouble...maybe it's better to just go without pants when on a date? <img alt="" src="/FCKeditor/editor/images/smiley/msn/wink_smile.gif" />
6 sierpnia 2008
"Fellow staying overnight drinks his girlfriend's contact lenses that were left in a glass of water by the bed." I'd just say a raccoon stole them.


" A girl freezes her naked ass to her date's car on their first (and last) date." That's not bad. That's funny and something to talk about for the next couple of weeks. <img src="/FCKeditor/editor/images/smiley/msn/tounge_smile.gif" alt="" /> Creates a bond...unless there were many people watching and pointing of course. <img src="/FCKeditor/editor/images/smiley/msn/tounge_smile.gif" alt="" />

5 sierpnia 2008
Linda
Znajomość języków
chiński (mandaryński), angielski, francuski
Język do nauczenia się
francuski
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